wooo boy things are getting exciting-Ineffectual Man keeps trying to use his Green Shift gun on me (whatever that means) but it continues to backfire in his face BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Captain Media-Whore spends so much time trying to look convincing as he prances about that I am not sure what he is really trying to do. He is supposed to be a good guy fer chrissake! LOL Lady Change is like a call up from the League of Substitute Heroes but she has some chops-if she brings out her mascot during our next battle (the tee-vee thingy) then I may be in trouble. I mean, a three-eyed frog!?! From downstream of an oilsands tailing pond. Sheesh.
Its like an episode of the Simpsons. I will have to freeze ray my own face to keep straight on that one.
Newfie-Boy might be trouble if he keeps up with his "he's a fraud" bit, DUH! I AM A SUPER-VILLIAN. LMAO. Why else would I make a law about fixed term elections and then break it a year later to suit my own purposes? That's how we roll in the big leagues baby. I will have Mckay-Day come down on him, if I can get him to stop pining after that Stronach chick.
My Mentor, Commander Destructo (Dubya to his friends, like me, he calls me Stevie), is almost at the end of his career, his evil deeds finally catching up to him. I can only hope I go out on a wave of despair as massive as his-God bless you buddy. The Hope is chasing him out the door even as Memory Lapse and his sidekick VPilf fight take over his evil empire.
My buddies in the energy sector continue to funnel all their alternative energy research into my new Economic Gun, ensuring the stupid citizens eat all the oil they can. The EC Gun should be ready by next fall, when I will destroy the economy in one fell swoop and no one will be able to stop me BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's good to be the king
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